Jazz Eggs

A small Spodge of Spadge

Oh for heavens sake Jeremy, you've left some Jazz Eggs on the Chesterfield again

by judonostalgia December 4, 2023

Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.

Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...

by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023

egg

egg

egg

by RobloxFan December 11, 2023

Scrembled Eggs

Popularised by British furries, the phrase scrembled eggs refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.

PERSON 1 : “You are evil and we all hate you now.”
PERSON 2 : “Scrembled eggs.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

easter egg bunny

It is the bunny that lays eggs because bunnies don’t lay eggs.

“ mommy mom the easter egg bunny came last night and the lawn is covered with eggs “.

by TheAprilphoenix December 4, 2022

detroit eggs

Run down and runny

"Hey could I get the Detroit eggs?"

by Mr Miso December 4, 2022

Egg

The best thing to exist in the entirety of mankind.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.

I love eggs almost as much as I love committing tax evasion!

by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022