Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022

benjamin george thomas the third

ben.

aka a guy with really weak shins

“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”

by c1nnxm0n August 2, 2022

My Blade Thirsts

Warcraft III Demon Hunter quote

My Blade Thirsts, Anu'dor anu'dor

by EpsteinIsland June 29, 2022

bartholomew chungus gingersnap the third

Timmy’s pet hampter who was sucked up by the vacuum

Bartholomew Chungus gingersnap the third Rest In Peace sweet prince

by Timilimlimlimlimlimlimlimlimli July 5, 2022

drink the thirst

quench your thirst by drinking the thirst

"man im so thirsty"
"drink the thirst"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022

Charles the Third

Charles the Third - turd.
Rhyming slang, a variation on the classic 'Richard tht Third'.
Meaning - shit, useless.

Usage. *That bloke is a proper Charles the Third (or Chzrlie)", i. e. a turd, a piece of shit.

by Gino Farfalle November 29, 2022

joshveer srah the third

Joshveer makes me nut in a way no other than my hand ;)

Joshveer Srah the third is a cool dude.

by jakkajakka3 February 15, 2023