Potato

The love of my life. My cousin.

I wanna fuck potato

by Potato Jesus March 7, 2017

Potato Chip

When a girl is on her period and bleeds onto her boyfriend's chest. Let it dry and force him to eat it.

Guy: Dude, my girl has some sick potato chips!
Guy 2: What the fuck?!

by Fuck da Ducks March 8, 2017

couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.

GET OFF THE COUCH YOU COUCH POTATO

by kjsdfrisue March 9, 2017

Potato

Not a root vegetable.

That chair is a potato.

by Alternative definitions July 17, 2017

Potato

Lylah

Lylah is a potato

by ShahaneeB March 15, 2017

Potato

Big hard round edible THING!

eat my potato

by The Horny definitions June 25, 2016

neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.

Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.

by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016