Turbo Snake

A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.

Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.

"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"

by imconfusedbythistoo September 24, 2018

wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.

Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.

by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020

Drake snake

a man with a MASSIVE tender member recorded on video who later sued the girl who leaked it

"my girl left me after seeing a Drake snake leaked video online"

by anonymous March 12, 2024

snakes have legs

False information that is typically found and spread on the internet. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

"Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust?"

"I don't know man, it kinda sounds like snakes have legs."

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024

Smug snake

A slimeball with an unjustly over-inflated ego and/or delusions of grandeur.

He thinks he is so smart and can manipulate people, but he is nothing more than a smug snake

by SlimeShady666 September 29, 2020

Fat snake

A long pile of texts

That is a freakin fat snake up I send up there.

by Batwomannn April 18, 2018

Snake Tounge

The act of shitting a malliable log while wearing a G-String with enough force to get it to split it down the middle resembling the tounge of a serpent.

"Center it up, the sides arn't symmetrical on that "Snake Tounge"."

by DirtyDan_ January 13, 2014