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Red Guacomole

when a man is fingering a woman, he accidentally pops her cherry...hard. Making her bleed until she almost dies and then finding out that instead that he popped her cherry she was just having her period. Or basically Period Blood
Dude, oh my god I was fingering Molly and I popped her cherry and I got Red Guacomole all over me!

Dude that SUCKS!
by Greg Johanson January 16, 2008
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panama red

1. High on pot
2. Title track of the 1973 New Riders of the Purple Sage album of the same name
Panama Red, Panama Red
He'll steal your woman, then he'll rob your head
Panama Red, Panama Red
On his white horse, Mescalito
He come breezin' through town
I'll bet your woman's up in bed with
Panama Red
by DKO CW March 26, 2005
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red bush

The phenomenon where the area surrounding a chick's pussy is inexplicably red. Appears to be sunburned or razor burn, but it isn't.
Dude, I was banging the shit out of her, but when I went downtown, she had fucking red bush!
by BushLover June 25, 2005
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Top Red

Top reds are usually the middle aged and elderly fans on Liverpool who spend most of their day on Facebook. They're extremely hostile and don't tolerate any form of criticism against the club and its owners (FSG).

Top reds don't respond well to logical arguments and will usually respond with vulgar language and generic replies such as "go support city" and hence it is advised to not engage with such creatures.
Normal fan: "I think we should improve our squad depth in case of injuries"
Top red: "shut it wool! you think you know more than FSG?! they saved us from relegation to the sunday league!!"

Normal fan: "Adrian has cost us a lot of games this season with his mistakes, we should replace him"
Top red: "give yer head a wobble! 6 times!!!"
by LiVARpool July 8, 2020
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red wing

(REDD-winG)
verb
1. Named after the reddish, foul color of the discharge from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, it's the slang used to describe the course of action that occurs when one is so horny and filthy that they perform a sexual act with a woman (or transvestite) on their period, completely disregarding shame and health. Usually refers to the act of oral sex with a woman on her period. Is not thought of as cool or as something you would bragg to your friends about.

2. Period eating (usually accompanied by a bib or sponge).
1. (After looking at Johnny's face)
Gil: "You slob, you've eaten ribs three nights in a row, are you some kind of nigglet 'er somethin'!?"
Johnny: "Haha, of course not Gil, that's silly, I'm no nigglet! Ya see, Sue's on her cycle so I only got about two more days lef to red wing her." (dialogue taken from "Johnny Deeper--an American Poet")

2. Red winging has played a valuable role in history. Periods were thought of as a delicacy in Scandanavia during the Neolithic Period and is thought of by many historians as the origination of the red facial hair and pubic hair that haunts many Northwest Europeans today. (Columbia Encyclopedia)
by GeneGine October 13, 2006
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Big Red

1. A fine looking red head a little on the thick side with a round juicy ass, also describing a thick light skinned black girl.

2. A horrible type of chewing gum.

3. A huge native american penis.
1. Nice ass!! big red!.

2. Damn! that big red tastes horrible!!!

3. Hung Native American: Hey little pilgrim bitch let me introduce you to big red.

Pilgrim girl: Ahhhh!!!No!!!It's too big!!!
by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009
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red raggin

A bitchy female having a heavy menstruation.
I was going to fuck my girlfriend's sister's best friend's uncle's daughter but the bitch was red raggin.
by Billy Tollwater September 14, 2008
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