Take her up the tip

A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.

Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”

by OurJ May 23, 2025

picking her fig

pulling on a woman’s tampon string in order to elicit a verbal response

“yo, did you hear about kevin and amber? he was picking her fig last night while she was asleep.”

by figpickin March 4, 2022

Macgyvered Her

When one uses household objects, tools, and unconventional objects to get his girl off. i.e. milk i.e. hamper i.e. flyswatter i.e. WD-40 i.e butter i.e vegetables. The trick is they cannot be used solo and have to create unthinkable success of a home-run magnitude.

I heard Shanasty wailing in ecstasy and flapping like a cat in heat from her tent at the campout--Raul totally Macgyvered her with that Marshmallow encrusted road flare attached to a battery powered Winnie the Poo toothbrush shaft with Double D batteries...then he made the emergency reflective blanket into a make shift condom with an asparagus rubber band and it was fire-breathing GO TIME!

by Dirty JJJ March 28, 2011

what's her lips

The female version of "What's his nuts?. Generally used to replace the name of someone you've forgotten to talk about, or can't remember their name. Refers to the lips of her vagina.

Guy 1: Dude! I saw what's her lips today at the gym?!?!
Guy 2: My ex, Angela?
Guy 1: Yeah, her!!

by DrZoo March 2, 2011

You guessed her, Chester

An ancient term used to describe when someone guesses something correctly. An older and more white version of bitch you guessed it.

Daquan: did u go to the movies with Jarmarius’ sister yesterday?
Brad: you guessed her, Chester!

by ALLUHAKBAR47 November 10, 2018

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

slammed her joe

When you have sex with someone else's husband.

"I can't believe Jenna got so pissed that I slammed her joe !"

by AbstractLov3 June 19, 2016