Muffinious

A person who is shaped like or looks like a muffin.

"Mrs Lifeld is quite muffinious!" said Mr Luke and Mr Rizvi.

Muffinious by Ashmit February 13, 2019

Sparkly Muffins 

(v.) Code word for the act of making whoopie, shaking the sheets, fucking, getting it in, smushing, smashing, sexytime, pounding it out, and any other action or name associated with having sex.

Don't come home I am making sparkly muffins with Brice.

It is now safe to come to the dorm room becuase the sparkly muffins have been baked.

I am going to make sparkly muffins with the hottie in my math class all night long!

Sparkly Muffins by Pres of Sparkly Muffin Group September 9, 2011

Muffined 

Muffined is a word with the same meaning as bamboozled or pwned, just more innocently. Most commonly used by BadBoyHalo.

*BadBoyHalo and Skeppy playing SkyWars*

Badboyhalo: Omg!! Skeppy!! I threw a guy off!!!

Skeppy: That’s great!

Badboyhalo: He totally got muffined!!!

Muffined by poqtx March 11, 2020

Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.

Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!

Mufficated by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009

muffins with sweaters 

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

muffins with sweaters by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

ninja_muffin99 

the guy that made fnf along with some other guys i forgot

go support his stuff, search friday night funkin up and be sure to donate!

Peter Griffin: ey lois lets play the hit ninja_muffin99 game Friday Night Funkin on newgrounds

ninja_muffin99 by foxrii March 27, 2021

shut your muffins

a polite way to tell someone that their buttcheeks are talking shit.

Larry: My ass hurts from getting rammed by the black guys I hire at the furniture store.

Dave: Shut your muffins!

shut your muffins by slurret May 17, 2010