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Jake

the kindest and funniest dude you’ll meet. sometimes he’s intimidating but you’ll learn to love him.
Don’t you just love jake?
by lolguesswhoiam July 13, 2021
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Jake Fuck

A Brazilian man with a Big dick who never shuts up and is really loyal in a relationship he can be quite selfless and that ends up getting him used by girls but he’s too stupid to realise it and he also has 0 academic ability
by Dylan Al-huasisian November 23, 2021
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Jake W

Ginger KB112
Date to vapeshop
Jakes are shit at fortnite and get sad when they get a c1
by KB112KB113 February 5, 2022
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Jake

A person that is insanely rich and has a mainson, pool, pool house, basketball court, ice rank, putting green. Also has more but it is to much to name. He is very nice and does not brag.
yo whats up Jake
by savagenoobs is trash January 8, 2019
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lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!
by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018
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Jake

There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
Girl #1: Look, there's jake!
Girl #2: Which one?
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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Jake The Natsee

Jake The Natsee (pronounced jake the nazi) is a popular PS account surfacing during 2020 this account was active in Rainbow Six Siege and won many 2v2s. unfortunately the name was reported to sony who moderated it
I 2v2d Jake The Natsee and lost now hes got my girls snapchat and hes gonna fuck her sad
by broaj April 12, 2021
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