Jake

Anyone named Jake should be juggling Pieters balls.

Person 1: Jake, theres a guy named Pieter in your class
Jake: I must juggle his balls

by Truth11334 November 14, 2023

Jake

Jake is a kind and loving person who will never leave you if he ever came into your life. He is always be nice but does have an angry side.

Oh look, here comes Jake

by Bootyboi123 November 21, 2021

Jake Adams

Special child who has no friends

Jake adams is over there all alone

by Cueb hzuadf September 20, 2020

jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024

Jake

A guy that’s a hoe , sleeps with all the girls he sees even if they are to fat to bend over

Jake slept with my best friend

by Lil bruhhhhhh November 10, 2019

Jake

A very cool guy and a refrence to the famous Jake from State Farm.

"Who is it?"
"It's Jake from State Farm!"

by anonymous June 25, 2021

Jake

The worst person ever. Hes your best friend then hes a dick.

Jake: hi how are you
Me:good
To years later

Jake: what's up lazy bones
Me:shut up

by Tristan brenner October 30, 2019