Going for three separate girls in one night and not getting any luck. The night usually ends in a drunk cigarette.
by Stevoof July 20, 2020
Get the College Strikeoutmug. Hoes bank college
full of stuck up twelves who think they run Sydney and better than everyone because they go to a co-ed school.
All boys act like their apart of a gang and all the girls act like everyone loves them but in reality their a bunch on nobody’s, flops and slurs
full of stuck up twelves who think they run Sydney and better than everyone because they go to a co-ed school.
All boys act like their apart of a gang and all the girls act like everyone loves them but in reality their a bunch on nobody’s, flops and slurs
by super girl 111 July 6, 2022
Get the Rosebank Collegemug. when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent
before-
me,her: intellectual conversations
after-
me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent
me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
me,her: intellectual conversations
after-
me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent
me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
by Millsygirl May 6, 2023
Get the college bitch syndromemug. What used to be Armidale High School but now yassified with a few million wasted taxpayer dollars. This is where 1000 vape addicted kids go to get half an education and lasting trauma, the actual smart ones just drop out and become tradies
The fights are so bad that this “state of the art education facility” was put on 9 news as the most dangerous school in Australia. There’s barely any teachers since the kids left them traumatised (one was put in a nursing home) and the ones with the balls to stay aren’t even paid enough to afford the overpriced pies from the canteen. Good luck surviving if you go here lol
The fights are so bad that this “state of the art education facility” was put on 9 news as the most dangerous school in Australia. There’s barely any teachers since the kids left them traumatised (one was put in a nursing home) and the ones with the balls to stay aren’t even paid enough to afford the overpriced pies from the canteen. Good luck surviving if you go here lol
Josh: I heard that two yr 8 girls from ASC got pregnant
Marie: Yeah they’re the same ones that sold me weed behind the tanks on the oval
Josh: Damn, wasn’t there a lockdown when they had a massive punch up with those guys in yr 7?
Marie: Yeah they were the same ones, I think they’ve dropped out to be full time 16 year old mums now
Josh: Wow, Armidale Secondary College is really the best school ever!!
Marie: Yeah they’re the same ones that sold me weed behind the tanks on the oval
Josh: Damn, wasn’t there a lockdown when they had a massive punch up with those guys in yr 7?
Marie: Yeah they were the same ones, I think they’ve dropped out to be full time 16 year old mums now
Josh: Wow, Armidale Secondary College is really the best school ever!!
by HoeLife_orNoLife March 7, 2024
Get the Armidale Secondary Collegemug. A college that kicks you out without telling you after your therapist says you weren’t safe enough to go outside for a week
A college that badly underfunds everything other than maths, english and science
A college where the childcare teachers are incompetent
A college that hires the teacher that no one wants
A college that badly underfunds everything other than maths, english and science
A college where the childcare teachers are incompetent
A college that hires the teacher that no one wants
I was told by a professional that I’m not safe enough to go outside. Only to be told that it’s all a lie by an uneducated lecturer from Newcastle college and that I’m kicked out
by gayguywithaseverecaseofanxiety May 9, 2021
Get the Newcastle collegemug. When you back yourself on to a suction cup dildo stuck to your college/university dorm room door hoping that no one slams your door closed or rips your door open giving you serious anal/vaginal injuries
by Longerdicknigga69 December 20, 2018
Get the college techniquemug. Also known as the University of Cincinnati, one of the most boring college campuses located right in the hood. All the worst people from Ohio go there.
by akidfromwestfake December 6, 2020
Get the Clifton Community Collegemug.