Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.

crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you

by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

几ㄖㄒ卄丨几Ꮆ 乃乇卂ㄒ丂 卂 ﾌ乇ㄒ２卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ！ 卂几ᗪ 尺丨Ꮆ卄ㄒ 几ㄖ山 ㄚㄖㄩ 匚卂几 丂卂ᐯ乇 £５０ 卩乇尺 卩乇尺丂ㄖ几 ㄒ卄卂ㄒ＇丂 £２００ ㄖ千千 千ㄖ尺 卂 千卂爪丨ㄥㄚ ㄖ千 ４ 山乇＇ᐯ乇 Ꮆㄖㄒ 爪丨ㄥㄥ丨ㄖ几丂 ㄖ千 千尺乇乇 匚卄丨ㄥᗪ 卩ㄥ卂匚乇 卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 卂ᐯ卂丨ㄥ卂乃ㄥ乇 山丨ㄒ卄 ２２ҜᎶ ㄖ千 乃卂ᎶᎶ卂Ꮆ乇 丨几匚ㄥㄩᗪ乇ᗪ 乃ㄖㄖҜ 几ㄖ山 山丨ㄒ卄 ﾌ乇ㄒ２卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 卩卂匚Ҝ卂Ꮆ乇 卄ㄖㄥ丨ᗪ卂ㄚ丂 ㄚㄖㄩ 匚卂几 ㄒ尺ㄩ丂ㄒ！

nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

by glubglubglubglub October 8, 2025

The Grateful Dead Beat Dead Grateful thE

The Grateful Dead Beat Dead Grateful thE

The Grateful Dead Beat Dead Grateful thE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Beat u

To invite a friend to beat their dog

I’m gonna beat u

by The real sigma rizzler September 26, 2024

Beat

The high term for bad bro

Dave lost his license today dude. Oh that’s “beat” bro

by Owkdkdowlsl December 4, 2021

Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020

Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.

the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante

by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022