Alabama Slammer

Marijuana, usually OG Kush or other indica-dominant strain, laced with cocaine. Reported to produce simultaneous effects of heavy sedation and increased sensory sensitivity associated with stimulation of the central nervous system. Origins widely believed to trace back to a foiled drug smuggling operation run rumored to be an associate of the Barry Seal syndicate in June of 1978. Estimates as high as 600 pounds of cocaine and marijuana were jettisoned from a small commuter jet pursued by Federal intercept, approximately 17 miles northeast of Montgomery, near the hamlet of Emerald Mountain. Reports began surfacing later that year of a debilitating strain of Cannabis with the street moniker 'Slammer, it's near mythical status canonized later that year with the Sep 29th performance of Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Birmingham's Boutwell Auditorium dubbed 'The Alabama Slammer', a hat nod to the widespread local use and adoration at the time. Acclaim and notoriety continued to follow and build for the purported strain, culminating in the 2008 near simultaneous publishing of a song with the same name appearing on the Casey Donahue Band's Live Album 'Live-raw-real, In The Ville' and the admission by President George W. Bush in the documentary 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay' that Alabama Slammer was his favorite strain of Cannabis.

George W. Bush: "This some good shit, ain't it?"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"

by faqinblizzard June 11, 2025

Alabama fuck focus

A pair of cousins who fuck each other in a ford focus.

Oh man Jeffery me and my cousin had Alabama Fuck focus and it was the greatest sex in my life. She stuck a pineapple up my ass Jeffery!

by Malk Juice June 12, 2025

Agabagoo

Something that you say out of frustration when you forget about what you say originally

Hey man can i- ainend, UGHHH, AGABAGOOO

by Silvernugget950 June 27, 2025

Alabama Piss Tour

When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.

Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!

by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025

Alabama HorseShoe

When you obtain man milk and slather it on the bottom of someone's feet and let it crust

Person one: Im gonna give you an alabama horseshoe
Person two: Oh yes daddy i love my feet being crust

by c3rr0t July 4, 2025

Alabama Hickey Shitter

The sexual act of giving someone a hickey in their asshole and then licking the shit out of their asshole until there is none left, while on the toilet

Sam: I just got the best Alabama Hickey Shitter from Kathy!"
Paul: (Starts gagging)

by jimy jones July 4, 2025

Alabama champagne waterfall

It's when you line a grandmother up with her daughter under her and the granddaughter under the mom and pour champagne into her pussy and let it run down the daughter and drink it out of the granddaughter pussy

Oh my God were you there the other day when Becky and her mom and grandmother did in Alabama champagne waterfall. It was so fucking hot

by Stabby knives July 5, 2025