apple

1. the fruit of an apple tree
2. someone who's rude and has no sense of humor

person 1: look at that apple! it's as green as the nachos I left on the pee soaked floor.
person 2: gross.
person 1: you're an apple.

by KAMEORNEV December 25, 2022

apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 19, 2019

Apple

How the fuck do you not know what an apple is!!! WTF is wrong with you. You must be a autistic Fucking braindead cripple who is only hanging on, by life support

Teacher: I eat the apples!

Student: I also eat the apples

by BeefKiller October 27, 2019

Apple

Apple is a shy biotch. Once you meet her you'll understand why. She feels like nobody likes her and that she is awkward. Some of Apple's anxiety leads to her being very insecure about herself. When you become her true friend, being a crackhead is what she's all about.

Apple is a crackhead.

by Being shy and insecure sucks. October 28, 2019

pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.

I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.

by iSmithy November 2, 2019

apple

apple, red, sweet, juicy

apple is a red juicy fruit the everyone should eat every day

by MopMan_ November 4, 2019

apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

by mad_nic November 8, 2021