Guy with an insanely huge set of genitalia. Adam is a dorky yet funny dude who everyone loves, he also will probably have glasses in live in a dumb state like Minnesota or Nebraska. Like Adam and Eve but less of eve. He’s all around a great dude who will probably end up with a crazy country girl.
by The_wordmaster01 December 8, 2018

by Peter wabbit June 28, 2022

A bro and a piece of shit whos addicted to anime and tea. He is polish and maltese and is addicted to learning polish. hates french.
by Political Strawman November 1, 2020

Branson Adams is a person that you’ll never forget about. He kind, compassionate, and an all around great guy. He’ll always be there for you, and he won’t hesitate to put others before himself. His combination of intelligence and athletics truly make him irreplaceable.
by msc_abstrakt December 22, 2022

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Adams-Friendship? -If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a 'toothbrush'"
by whitetrash54902 June 3, 2022

They will be the best people in your life and will never leave your side. Their replies may be crap but deal with it they have a life too. However, don’t get too close they’ll break your heart as soon as they get the chance and you’ll most likely lose others not just them e.g. Your best friend. Never trust them and if you do just know to be careful. They also never talk to you other than over message. It’s pointless don’t waste your time.
by Lolmylife December 6, 2021

Adam is a guy who will the girl of everyone’s dreams, he’s the greatest guy in bed, even though he may sometimes seem a bit strange he’s actually a great guy and one of the most loyal friends possible. And girls, Adams don’t have small cocks
by Absoluteknowitall May 6, 2022
