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slippery potatoes

When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.
Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.
by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009
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Potato sapien

A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato
"Hey, did you know that Oda is really a potato sapien?"
"Wow, really? She seems like a homo sapien"
by Cadn February 13, 2018
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Potato

A substitute for the term "no shit" as in "duh, potato." Or "duh, potato!"
A guy says to another guy "hey bro, I really like boobs!" And his friend replies, "potato" (or duh, potato"
by Monsterbud September 30, 2020
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Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.
Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"
by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018
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california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!
“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin
by Nancy who? June 9, 2018
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potato dick

when your dick is so huge first you see its as thick as a potato and as big as a house

I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum
by Factomatics September 12, 2022
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