When all of a sudden you realize something terrible has happened to you, it feels like being slapped in the face with a wet fish. In instances where you gain this insight right after waking up, you have obviously 'slept with a wet fish' only to realize what a fool you've been after you wake up.
When I woke up and realized those conmen had tricked me out of a lot of dough last night, I really knew I had slept with a wet fish all night long!
by E-go-go January 30, 2009
Get the slept with a wet fishmug. "man look at that walking wet one"Charlie said.
" Dude sara is always a walking wet one" David said.
" Dude sara is always a walking wet one" David said.
by DMMayer October 18, 2006
Get the walking wet onemug. When a guy wraps noodles around his dick, puts a condom on and fucks the woman till he comes. He then removes the condom, slaps her with the wet noodles and then feeds them to her.
by Naminggame January 20, 2014
Get the wet noodle slapmug. by Danny Porteous September 14, 2006
Get the gyneocologist wet dreammug. The act of forcing your cock into a chicks mouth and pissing in it while taking a shit. While your pissing in her mouth, another person pisses on her back.
We totally gave easy t a wichita wet one that one night. She was soaked, but shes a whore so she loved it.
by Jonny Bones March 19, 2008
Get the Wichita Wet Onemug. When a person (ultimately gender doesn't matter for both parties) blows their nose into the other persons vagina or asshole for the pleasure of the recipient.
Guy 1: I totally gave her a Wet Tissue last night.
Guy 2: Awesome!
Guy 1: I think I even got a few boogers into her
Guy 2: Awesome!
Guy 1: I think I even got a few boogers into her
by 1$97fj+ November 26, 2013
Get the Wet Tissuemug. Sex in a body of water ranging in size from a bath to the ocean. Common amongst gay couples in Brighton.
by brightonboy69 April 24, 2011
Get the Wet Dipmug.