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Jewish U turn

When there is a long line of cars waiting to get into a parking lot, gate, etc., so you drive past the line, turn around, and join the line from the other direction where the line is shorter.
Steve: “If you haven’t left yet, I’d leave early to be on time! The line of cars is backed all the way up to the stop sign if you’re coming from the west.

Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”
by Crashlandon July 27, 2025
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I u say b

If you stare at the sun you'll go blind 👌
I u say b?
You'll shoot you eye out kid.
by MineOwedWu's June 29, 2021
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The U

by TAZe Camo June 11, 2018
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no u

when us get roasted,nico,david,joshua
by _unknownzz_x June 5, 2018
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luv u

jenna: luv u

mike: that’s not what your mom said
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Je$u$

What some may consider a reference to a mythical-magical Christian Jesus, or not, which places emphasis on the fact that often a large part of organized some religion is a money-making scam designed by charismatic and unscrupulous religious-leaders to separate the gullible and poorly educated from their money which greatly overshadows any actual mundane benefits given to the religious community as it instead lines the pockets of and enriches the religious leaders.
Je$u$ wants you to give to the BIG-church so the pastor can get a new Mansion and Jet to seduce his concubines with as he uses the tax code "Every organization exempt from federal income tax under IRS 501(a) must file an annual information return except: 1) A church .... " to remain unaccountable and hide the fact that he is just scamming people from their money instead of using the funds for social good as was intended by the religious exception in the tax code -- make religious institutions accountable by demanding they file an accounting form, like most every other charitable organizations must do, since large and small religious institutions have proven over and over again that they can't police themselves.
by DoorKnobHead March 28, 2019
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T U R B O I N T

It is a L I F E S T Y L E
A: So, what do you do for a living?
Me, an Intellectual: T U R B O I N T
by Thy T U R B O I N T E R April 29, 2019
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