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meat salad

that bike over in the corner of the garage that has a new set of handle bars but also three flat tires and a rusty chain; the delectable-looking box of brownies that Johnny brings into class when you know that he's got a terrible drooling problem and his mother let him help with the baking; a myriad of beverages you encounter in a perfectly lit vending machine, however, every single choice is diet

basically, a large quantity of something that would normally be great but no one really wants or knows what to do with

in summation: "whatever"
"I got to go see my favorite band ever on a paid weekend excursion; but to my dismay the homeless man riding next to me in the bus to our destination, some city named Toledo, threw up vigorously upon my lap. It was meat salad"

"He tried to wear the same color pants, shirt, and shoes but they were slightly different tones; and to tell you the truth, the idea wasn't all too great of one in the first place. The result, and I'm not speaking of Lady GaGa, was a sort of meat-salad outfit."

"I could have gotten you a roast beef sub instead of this tuna-pickle sandwich on pumpernickel, but the lady at the deli counter told me that the beef was fourteen days old."
by siezeallofthethings December 12, 2012
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More Meat

When your at Chipotle and they lowkey give you a weak scoop of meat. You say "more meat". Phrase is also used by Soundcloud Rapper Ranger Chaz
Um Ma'am, may I have More Meat in my burrito bowl
by RichForever July 27, 2017
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Meat-pilled

When a vegan is advised by a Doctor to eat meat, due to health conditions caused their diet choices.
Yovana was meat-pilled when her doctor instructed her to eat meat.
by BigglesMcSqueez March 25, 2019
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meat rider

someone that has few friends and does anything the “popular group” tells them to do. if a popular person doesn’t like someone the meat rider won’t like them either
she is such a meat rider. she is meatriding her hard #biggestmeatrider
by covergirl676 December 15, 2019
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Meat Grape

The action of shoving one ball in someones rear end.
The ball got swollen after the rough meat grape that was done to the prime minister of Quebec
by Meat grape March 30, 2022
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meat-bung

To stuff/insert hunks/slices of meat into a persons anus/vagina for the purposes of recreation.
"Ey'up luv wait up.. Assume the position, i'll just go and get the cold cuts out the fridge.. Am gaggin for a meat-bung!"
by The Bunger February 21, 2008
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meat spray

To spam a page, forum, blog etc. with gore when trolling that page, forum, blog etc.
Fuck these cunts constantly deleting posts. I think it's time for a meat spray.
by capers March 29, 2013
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