by baritzu September 23, 2023
Get the Sack Beatmug. To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
Get the beat the monkey to the roadmug. It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.
Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022
Get the I beat my kidsmug. by Handle100 August 8, 2023
Get the I don't like Syakeel he beat memug. When you and your partner are laying down and the dominant gets on top of you and squeezes you with their legs and begins to slap/punch you in the face saying you’re a slut and that they are just a punching bag till unconscious
Boy: hey you into getting beat with cuddles?
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep
Girl: hell yeah, I want to be black and blue till I’m fast asleep
by Siddon September 16, 2020
Get the Beat with Cuddlesmug. by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025
Get the National Beat A Redhead Daymug. A gentleman that inflicts immense amount of pain on oppositions for being disloyal or just some hating ass, goofy ass in visuals. A “ pussy nigga beater “
by Remy Ro November 22, 2021
Get the Beat A Opp Remymug.