happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends

On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.

by slamdee July 15, 2017

French fry short of a Happy Meal

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

happiness

when you find money on the floor

his face was filled with happiness

by talerel November 13, 2017

Happiness

Something you work really hard for, but never get.

Jill forgot how to find happiness, but of course she never had it.

by Alex......... December 8, 2017

Happy 5

A downer drug that makes one totally loosely goosey until they inevitably end the night passed out by the sidewalk.

Rebecca: I took some happy 5 last night
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”

by Orangbutane May 6, 2018

happy hour

At a swinger party, the one time where all of the men and women climax. This event is very rare and only happens to the luckiest of people.

"Bro, it was happy hour at that swinger party! the moaning noise was at 69 decibels!"

"damn, son"

by Anqrygole May 6, 2018

Happiness

something that doesn’t exist..

happiness will not exist and doesn’t

happiness

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by wtfislife124 February 19, 2018