A clarification of Rule 34:
"Rule 34 is absolute, but not absolutely specific."
(Several other people have mentioned this principle, but I felt it deserved its own sub-rule.)
In other words, is there porn of Disney characters? Ohhh, yes. Is there porn of characters from a particular Disney movie? Probably. Is there porn of this character from this movie performing this act with that character from that movie? Probably not - but you never know.
"Rule 34 is absolute, but not absolutely specific."
(Several other people have mentioned this principle, but I felt it deserved its own sub-rule.)
In other words, is there porn of Disney characters? Ohhh, yes. Is there porn of characters from a particular Disney movie? Probably. Is there porn of this character from this movie performing this act with that character from that movie? Probably not - but you never know.
Me: "Has anyone done porn of Maximus and Sven getting it on?"
You: "No way - much too specific. Rule 34-S applies."
Me: "OMG, I just found some!"
You: "No way - much too specific. Rule 34-S applies."
Me: "OMG, I just found some!"
by Egtverchi August 8, 2016
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The way, she walked away gave gerald an almost instant semi. Although on closer inspection from the front she resembled the hunchback of notre dame. "Errrr...From Behind Rule" Gerald muttered
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An adaptation of BOBFOC Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
The "From behind Rule" can also be applied to Sarah Jessica Parker
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A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
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(other example);
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Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you
Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?
Chad: Rule 1 and 2...
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