great-great-granduncle-in-law

1- Great-great-grandpibling's husband.
2- Spouse's great-great-granduncle.

My great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

inverse call law

Inverse Call Law: the chances of talking to the person you need to talk to are inversely proportional to the number of people actually on the call.

The meeting with AT&T never accomplished anything because of the Inverse Call Law: 15 middle-managers in the call and 0 engineers

by anonymous July 30, 2024

Morris' Law

The opposite of Moore's Law. Says that microchip performance increases but wafer costs increase at the square (^2) of performance uplift of said microchip.

Morris' Law has overtaken Moore's law now that TSMC has no real competition.

by PD W April 8, 2025

second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed.
3- 2C1R-in-law.

My second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Rat's Law

If the game allows ratting, there will be ratting.

Player: Jesus man, why do people rat at the extract
Other player: That is Rat's Law for you
Player: I am going to go complain about this issue on the Discord server
Other player: Don't, just deal with it
Player: Ok

by fibonaccisequences May 24, 2024

Law List

It's like..uh,well.
*massive inhale*
Robbery
image of Burglary
www.sqattorneys.com
Burglary
image of Arson
en.wikipedia.org
Arson
image of Kidnapping
www.thoughtco.com
Kidnapping
Homicide
image of Theft
www.rossalbers.com
Theft
Corporal Injury
Embezzlement
Illegal drug trade
image of Bribery
kecgroup.com.my
Bribery
image of Money laundering
en.wikipedia.org
Money laundering
Terrorism
Extortion
Perjury
image of Forgery
en.wikipedia.org
Forgery
image of Driving under the influence
en.wikipedia.org
Driving under the influence
Manslaughter
image of Conspiracy
www.youtube.com
Conspiracy
image of Identity theft
www.debt.org
Identity theft
image of False imprisonment
www.grievelaw.com
False imprisonment
image of Treason
www.npr.org
Treason
image of Shoplifting
en.wikipedia.org
Shoplifting
image of Violent crime
ucr.fbi.gov
Violent crime
image of Possession of stolen goods
en.wikipedia.org
Possession of stolen goods

Hey boo look at this law list.

by The Creator Of The Universe December 18, 2022

Law of Adorability

the adorableness of an object or creature is compounded/multiplied by how adorable the individual sharing, posting, or showing the object or creature is.

Cindy shared such an adorable dog today on Facebook. The Law of adorability makes the dog is so much more adorable because of how attractive Cindy is.

by black_up February 28, 2013