Was it over when the Japanese invaded Poland?! 

Humorous inversion of “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?”

“They say it’s over, we’re down and out, no chance. And to that I say: Over? Was it over when the Japanese invaded Poland?!”

Was it over when the Japanese invaded Poland?! by Alex-2598 May 11, 2024

Monkeys in the Jungle 

When somebody nuts in their own, or somebody else's public hair and leaves it there.

"I heard that Sam leaves his Monkeys in the Jungle!"

Monkeys in the Jungle by WPrivvy January 7, 2025

Erm what the James?! 

Something to say when you’re in a sticky situation.

“You’re gonna goon on me? Erm what the James?!”

Erm what the James?! by Jaqui69 January 9, 2025

Why did the Jews kill Christ 

Did you figure it out Sam? You figure out why the Jews killed Christ?

Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"

Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"

Why did the Jews kill Christ by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

There’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

You’re stupid or thick.

Are you daft? I think there’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

There’s something of the Jo Oakley about you. by Giant Oscar January 15, 2025

imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade 

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF

john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)

imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025

a bit of the Jo Oakley 

1) Mentally handicapped
2) Suggesting a serious and irrevocable personality flaw.

You’re mentally slow. You’ve got a bit of the Jo Oakley about you.

a bit of the Jo Oakley by Giant Oscar January 21, 2025