Strategic poop

1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time

See also: Great idea

Example: "I use strategic pooping to survive 3 hour boring lectures of fluids mechanics."

by Briguy69 November 24, 2016

poop fiesta

A large shitty event or series of shitty events
taking place in one's immediate surrounding.

See; Shitshow

"That barfight was a real poop fiesta last night!"

"The moment the wasp nest hit the floor, it was a straight up poop fiesta all over the backyard"

by Joe Floorbord July 28, 2017

poop for breakfast

its when you eat for poop for breakfast and its sooo good that you go in for seconds

guy 1 hey wanna eat poop for breakfast

guy 2 yea its sooo good

narrator and they started eating poop

by bennyboo7218 February 9, 2021

Spooky poops

Spooky poops are when you are sitting on the toilet, feel a poop come out, hear a splash, but there is no poop to be found.

Casper: Man I just had spooky poops.
Winston: I got you, fam.

by Yuge Lad May 27, 2020

Poop slinging

An act in porn where the male will shove turd up the other male and or female

Alejandro: I LOVE POOP SLINGING WITH MY BOYFRIEND
Nick: gross

by PooperLooping May 13, 2021

Poop coat

The long skid mark on the back of a jacket

Steve, you have a poop coat going there

by Nick97747473 February 22, 2018

Poop Genie

When you rub someone’s stomach while it is aching and a loaf of poop pops out unexpectedly. The Poop Genie is similar to a genie in a bottle it appears when you rub the abdomen, but the wishes that come with this genie are the ones you don’t want.

She was rubbing my sore stomach and the Poop Genie suddenly appeared.

by BigGuysWife September 20, 2018