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Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
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Cut the G

After splitting the g, when drinking a Guinness, you consequently finish the whole pint with one gulp. Meaning you drank a whole pint in 2 large gulps.
After splitting the g, you have to cut the g, dude!
by Guinessguy August 15, 2022
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scuba cut

A “Cuban observed” method of cutting a cigar. The cigar is “V cut” in the middle of the stick and both ends are cut and lit. The cigar is smoked by pressing the middle of the cigar to the mouth and smoked from both ends.
I was at the cigar lounge and everyone was using the scuba cut for their Cohibas. I’ve never seen that before.
by 1squance February 2, 2024
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Cheese Cutting

To get a String Cheese Stick, insert it into the vagina then queef it into a Femboys mouth.
Hey Bitch! I was Cheese Cutting in your room with your boyfriend
by Cheese cut April 27, 2025
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stare-cut

A hairstyle chosen solely to attract attention.
Did you see Jenny's new stare-cut? She dyed her hair blue the other day.
by Lupercal April 20, 2011
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wifey cut

The hair cut a woman gets after she is married. Usually involves cutting most of the length off in favor of a bob, pixie cut, or shorter hairstyle.
After she got married, Melissa couldn't help but go and get her hair chopped into a bob; a traditional wifey cut.
by pinkblondie22 January 8, 2019
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I hate ya cut g

When they dont like ya cut
by Shadow DIO January 8, 2021
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