Dirty Texas Blowjob

when bryson is sitting in a corner iglooing and your getting blown by a homeless man with a mouthful of mayonnaise and then you give him a dirty wet facial and whilst the bryson is in the corner you begin to rainbow kiss him while straddling him and munting your aborted fetus

Sam: i walked into a frat party last night and there they were each giving eachother a dirty texas blowjob
Alex: holy crap bro

by rollthtblnt October 10, 2025

Katy Texas

The flattest place on the planet. there is absolutely nothing here. also please fund our schools. They are playing keyword soggy biscuit in our bathrooms. my bathroom.

Josh: I live in Katy Texas
Mike: please leave

by anonymous December 17, 2025

Taste of Texas

A sticky table cafe in the town of Ashton-in-Makerfield where wet dreams are made.
They sell insane amounts of food and refillable drinks for £3.50, American style breakfasts, burgers and nachos as well.

Although the prices have recently been hiked to £4.50 but it is still sooooooo worth going.
It is literally the best thing to ever happen to that shit hole town since the great lamb harvest of 1758.

Example 1:
"Hey, Jay, you wanna go Taste of Texas?"
"Hells to the yeah, Katlyn, but haven't we been 6 times today already?"
"SHIT YEAH!"

Example 2:
"Shit I just had a heart attack because I ate 3 waffle breakfasts"

Example 3:
"ALL DAY BREAKFAST=GOD'S GIFT TO MAN"

by Dr K. Green PhD October 28, 2019

sent to Texas

Executed or killed, as in the most efficient Death Row in all of America. While "sent to Texas" often has a connotation implying brutal implementation by the authority figures who helm the 21st century American police state that has incarcerated or placed on probation an unprecedented 5% of its populace (more than any other human culture for as long as our species has existed), more mundane executions or simply the act of dispatching something can also be correctly identified by this phrase. Flies, for example, can also be "sent to Texas" by the end of a fly swatter, and refuse can be "sent to Texas" by being placed in the proper receptacle or incinerator.

She was tried and eventually sent to Texas because of how callous she seemed when interviewed by the authorities about the tragic accident that killed her child.

by Bugs Jorgensen July 16, 2014

Occupied North Texas

Oklahoma.

I was going to take a trip to Occupied North Texas, but then I remembered there is no reason to ever go there.

by SaucelessSpaghetti October 24, 2018

Tough as Texas

Being too cowardly to defend your father, your wife, or yourself.

Somebody left something on my door the other day that said, "Ted Cruz, Tough as Texas." Hahaha, I mean, come on. If somebody called my wife a dog, and said my daddy was in on the Kennedy assassination, I wouldn't be kissing their ass. You stick a finger in their chest and give them a few choice words. Or you drag their ass out by the woodshed and kick their ass, Ted. Come on.. Ted.

by bigotits November 6, 2018

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'

damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018