Dead moose's last shit

Just another way of saying i dont care, similar to i dont give 2 shits!

Note - "Shit" must be said with much more emphasis than other words

Invented by tourrets guy (youtube)
Guy1 "who drank my Mountain Dew!?!"
Guy2 "I dont give a dead moose's last SHITT!
by Tadman October 15, 2012
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Bring out your dead

A classic scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" where a man tries to put his living grandpa on the cart of dead bodies.
Old Man:"I feel happppppyyyyy!"
Son:No, you don't. You'll keel over any minute.
Old Man:"I think I'll go for a walk!"
*Son clubs old man and puts him on the cart*
by Yogo540 January 10, 2005
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I am dead in this bitch

Becoming limp while still inside a girl.

Look up: Flacid
Guy 1 - "I am dead in this bitch"
Guy 2 - "Damn she take off the paper bag?"
by Scottizzle May 18, 2006
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how to hide a dead body

First you kill them obviously then put them in car thej after burn car and any other evidence there is along with the car
Omg I need to know how to hide a dead body
by FaZeDoOm July 25, 2017
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Dead Man Stare

The greatest band of all time to bless this lucky world with the music they so graciously bestow upon us.
Jeff: "What's that music you're listening to?"
Steve: "Dead Man Stare, mother fucker!"
Jeff: "They any good?"
Steve: "Is there a mustache in Mexico?"
by StickySteve69 April 24, 2018
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drop dead gorgeous

An evil way of describing someone who is so called attractive or better yet well groomed embedded in the subconscious mind of the unsuspecting victim causing them to feel something dreadful and self suffocate which might be confused with low self esteem when they recollect and why they felt that emotion when seeing taylor swift or whomever they find attractive in the real world or on t.v. The feeling almost makes you drop dead but obviously the showy individual must not see how cowardly they are in a world full of unkempt and miserable people but with them others who are just as flashy and let see how much emotional stamina they'll have.
That chick with the prada shoes is drop dead gorgeous
by realist213 September 27, 2016
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dragging a dead cat

making an epic podcast longer than it was expected
those guys from the grupetto were dragging a dead cat again this week
by T_Termont June 05, 2019
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