The bells are ringing in the church

Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs

Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!

by TheHinduHomie February 28, 2013

Houston Bell Ringer

The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.

by Bellringer69 April 20, 2016

girls wearing lots of rings

Yea she’s probably gay or bi or pan or something. She might have a hoop side nose piercing or a septum as well. Lots of rings is something fellow gays can usually tell the sexuality’s of others with. Along with things like cuffed pants and colorful dyed hair.

Lesbian: Ahhh i wanna go up and make a move but i don’t know if she’s straight or not.

Friend: That girls wearing lots of rings and has the bottom portion of her head buzzed, she’s definitely a little fruity.

by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021

Lord of The Rings

A trilogy of extremely long movies based around migdets walking to a volcano. Whilst watching this trilogy boredom will consume your soul!

"Hey have you seen Lord of the Rings?"

"No that shit's gay!"

by Jamie Hibbert February 7, 2008

ringer

A girl who gives handjobs with only her thumb and index finger in the shape of a ring or circle.

This results in a poor form of stimulation for the male penis.

"Damn dude I thought I was getting lucky with this fine girl until she turned out to be a ringer."

by nosajnosaj October 13, 2007

ringing the gong

The act of slapping another males testicles open-handed whilst standing behind.

Dude, hold my beer while I ring CG's gong.

Ringing the gong will def. get you laid by those slammys.

by brohamovich April 29, 2008

Fly The Space Ship Through The Rings Of Uranus

To ass mongle. see also kit kat not to be confused with Kit-Kat

Robx can't find no manlove so he flyspace ship through the rings of uranus. He's such a chode

by callin' robster a twat October 8, 2004