Fat-Job

(Noun. pro. | fæt-dʒəʊb | )

When one inserts his/her/xir penis into the side of a folded roll of fat on the body of his/her/xir partner to ejaculate.

I got a Fat-Job last night from Mary The Porker, xe totally busted a nut!

by Bigpapa_95 February 7, 2018

Hulk job

When a bitch pounds your cock with ferocity (almost like she's trying to tear off) until you nut in her face with gamma force.

***LUBE IS HIGHLY SUGGESTED!***

That bitch Jamie gave me such a HULK JOB I came blood!

Because of the HULK JOB she gave me, I nutted so hard I broke her glasses.

by Artistic Visionz April 11, 2010

mo job

The act of use using your moustache mo to give a partner pleasure or excitement. It can involve tickling their cheek or neck, or thigh, or belly, etc. It is not always sexual, but usually is.

Whenever my girlfriend starts giving me an attitude, I give her a good mo job and she starts seeing things my way.

by monkey40 November 8, 2011

Scream Job

The act of a girl/guy screaming while giving a blowjob. This can be due to the dislike of giving said blowjob, or for the erotic pleasure of the reciever.

My girl friend was having a bad day and gave me a scream job. We broke up the next day.

by JewJitsu123 February 22, 2010

Steve Job

-Either a Handjob or a Blowjob that is recorded on any apple product with a camera

Guy 1-"Bro, i went to a party last night and hooked up with this banging chick"
Guy 2- "No Way Dude"
Guy 1- "I got the steve job right here"
Guy 2- "Wow thats your penis"

by Barista420 September 8, 2012

Loaft-job

Someone who takes an excessively long amount of time to get ready or to do something simple, and does so on an regular basis.

1. (After waiting in the car for 20min to pick someone up)

"Dude what took you so long?"

"Sorry man, I was looking for something"

"What a loaft-job!!"

2. "Hurry up we're going to be late, stop being such a loaft-job"

by chill"in February 26, 2009

snorkel job

Blow job under water

I was getting a snorkel job while in the tub.

by civ00 October 30, 2013