ninja read

TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!

DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!

by woofulz April 1, 2008

ninja cookie

When you throw a fart into a persons face.

She released the gas and ninja cookied her sister, causing her to gag.

by kaylacatcher97 November 17, 2016

Radical Pelican Ninja

A mutant Pelican that was made in a lab and they have to go on crazy adventures to solve the worlds craziest issues.

Yo you see that Radical Pelican Ninja yesterday.

by True Man the third February 26, 2023

Ninja Smoke

When you're wasted and you realize you're fucking an ugly bitch so you cum in her eyes while yelling ninja smoke and run out of the place.

I realized I was fucking some ugly ass hoe so I had to ninja smoke her and got my ass out of there.

by Vaddagw September 26, 2020

ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.

"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."

by Jastro February 7, 2014

Ninja Nips

The kind of nipple a woman can have where its very pale and blends well with the skin or for a nipple that is almost hidden.

Damn dude she's got some serious ninja nips

by Not_Blaze_TBG January 20, 2020

Ninja

An ass fortnite player that has a big ego and likes to fuckin rage

Person 1: Look its Ninja!
Person 2: *Goes over to Ninja* *tap tap* Ninja im a big fan
Ninja: The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by YeetMan4206988 November 5, 2019