mom humor

The sarcastic humor that only mom's can understand, they also usually display it when talking to their offspring when other mothers are around just to impress said mothers.

Often annoys offspring.

Child: Mom I'm bored.
Mom: Well then go clean your room *smiles at other moms who are laughing*

Typical Example of mom humor.

by Beeawnkuh August 18, 2011

Your Mom

She goes to college.

Your mom goes to college!

by ldkick July 6, 2011

Beige mom

A beige mom is a mother who fiends for the color beige this mother will only give their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with dress them in only beige you may be wondering why would a mother deprive their child of a bright colorful life well these mothers go feral for even a speck of dust that doesn’t match their beige aesthetic therefore being a sad beige mom with sad beige babies

“Hey dude did you see Shelly’s new TikTok”

“Yea dude she is really Turing into a beige mom”

by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023

#1 mom

A woman that no other mom can beat out.In other words, a mom that will always be there for her kids or other people's children.

You are the #1 mom

by Kkjr15 July 29, 2017

Mom Lit

Something that’s lit as fuck

Did you go to that party last night? It was mom lit, man!

by Territheberri October 27, 2018

Ur mom

When someone dumb af and asks you some stupid question just say “ur mom”

Dude1: that was good!

Dude2: ur mom was good

Dude1: what show you want to watch?

Dude2: ur mom

Dude1: *shows up*

Dude2: I still owe ur mom 20$ for last night

by Lil_popercorn March 13, 2019

Bear Mom

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn

Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.

by Frank Sinatra Jr. July 5, 2018