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Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.
"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"
by fonkymonke May 5, 2022
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Martyrbation

A combination of Martyr and masturbation. Used to refer to people (usually christian Americans) who pretend to be persecuted despite being a majority. Usually martyrbators will talk about hypothetical situations in which their religion or ideology becomes illegal or otherwise banned by the government.
Bob posted on face book him pretending to take a mugshot saying "when Christianity becomes illegal". He lives in the middle of Tennessee this is just martyrbation.
by Ivan the ok May 12, 2022
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Martynas

Also know as Doomer Prime the original Doomer, when approaching the wild Martynas Prime avoid giving a thumbs up as Martynas loves to sit on it, he's fun, he lies about being fun, some people snort cocaine for a rush, Martynas Prime snorts cocaine for breakfast!
Damn I was gonna stay sober today, then I met Martynas Prime!
by P13RC1NG5 May 13, 2022
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Matt Singh

the goat. really all there is too it. greatest at everything. no contest.
“Bro i’m way better than you
“Cap i’m matt singh, goated you know
by mej mej May 25, 2022
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Matt Hunt

Matt Hunt watched the schoolchildren in the playground from across the road
by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022
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Martyn

A sexy ginger with the ability to make you laugh for hours. Has so much love to give but doesn’t think he deserves any in return. Martyns are generally closed off to begin with but can open up to the right person.
That guy is so sexy! Have you seen his ginger hair? He must be Martyn!
by Merty Magpie May 30, 2022
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Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022
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