by fonkymonke May 5, 2022
Get the Matt mug.A combination of Martyr and masturbation. Used to refer to people (usually christian Americans) who pretend to be persecuted despite being a majority. Usually martyrbators will talk about hypothetical situations in which their religion or ideology becomes illegal or otherwise banned by the government.
Bob posted on face book him pretending to take a mugshot saying "when Christianity becomes illegal". He lives in the middle of Tennessee this is just martyrbation.
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Also know as Doomer Prime the original Doomer, when approaching the wild Martynas Prime avoid giving a thumbs up as Martynas loves to sit on it, he's fun, he lies about being fun, some people snort cocaine for a rush, Martynas Prime snorts cocaine for breakfast!
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Get the Matt Hunt mug.A sexy ginger with the ability to make you laugh for hours. Has so much love to give but doesn’t think he deserves any in return. Martyns are generally closed off to begin with but can open up to the right person.
by Merty Magpie May 30, 2022
Get the Martyn mug.Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
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Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
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