Hate Creamed

When the homophobic bully in high school beats you and calls you slurs in front of his friends but then barebacks you in the public bathroom stall

Jeremy, the football captain Hate Creamed me after that really tough game.

by sloppydadbitties September 17, 2021

Cream Tunnel

The act of masturbating into a condom and then pouring the seaman into the anal passage

A Cream tunnel is when your girlfriend jerks you off whilst you are wearing a condom then when you cum she empties the cum into your ass, then she lays underneath you opened mouthed whilst you squat over her and let it slip out into her mouth, then finallly she swallows it.

by Mal Ross July 05, 2011

Cream of the cum

the white schit you find inside the cum

"I have found the cream of the cum"

by StankyStank IV June 19, 2022

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

by DefinitionsPlug June 12, 2024

Cream and cookies

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

by MinivanMafiaMan February 03, 2025

Creamed ice

A dessert made from ice cubes and cream, often to be confused with ice cream.
Creamed ice is a traditional dish of Norway.

Today we are going to make some ice cream, not to be confused with creamed ice, the official cereal of Norway.

by SodaWithoutSparkles July 29, 2021

cream n steam

Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.

Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam

by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019