Cock Measles

A general term for sexually transmitted diseases affecting the male genitalia.

After a short round with a dirty bird, Billy got a bad case of the cock measles.

by Stu Steg April 24, 2019

alvar cock

is the biggest cock

oh the cock is big
it'is a alvar cock

by UWU DOB October 14, 2019

cock gobbler

When a female pecks onto a male's penis like a chicken

Rick: Hey, Erika is a really good cock gobbler.
Eric: Damn, dude that's awesome!

by 696969696969696969696 February 22, 2018

Stock Cock

An uncircumcised penis

-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

cock blowing

An event or experience so delightful that one could compare it to having one's cock blown

I loved that movie!! It was cock-blowing!!!
I'm so hungry I'd kill for a cock blowing burger right now

by Harba tarba June 7, 2016

fish-cock

Fishcock is when you have not bathed in more than three days so your penis smells like fish.

babe your penis smells like fish-cock you need to shower

by that word guy dude February 14, 2018

Thanos cock

A huge purple cock also known as thanos cock

Thanos-Whats up guys
Thor-i know you killed my bro and all that can I see that thanos cock once peas
Thanos-fuck no niggah
Thor-fine as he runs off crying

"Thanos beats the purple skin extremely hard after that"

The end

by BigBlackCollin December 19, 2019