Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy

Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'

by Mine farter March 13, 2024

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What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

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Booty call

Booty call (n) - Someone who receives a txt/call by a person between the times of 11am to early morning for hookups. The person will usually greet the booty call with a simple "hey" or "what's up?” Or “ I miss you “ The

using the booty call for sex and nothing else. The booty call usually enjoys this act of douche-bag-ness and returns for more.
They want nothing more then a quick fuck.

“This bitch ass nigga hit me up at 2 am for sum ass Nigga I ain’t no booty call “

by Poetgirl123 July 30, 2019

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