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cum guzzling cock sucker 

A female or male who is so infatuated with cum that they are basically retarded in all other aspects of the world
Cal is a cum guzzling cock sucker, she literally has no idea what is going on.
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Cum pump 

When someone keeps cumming and can’t stop for a while
Emily:Chad yesterday was a cum pump and got a lot of cum in my mouth

Vanessa:Damn I want some of that action
Cum pump by Mommy milkers March 31, 2021
A well known mind altering substance in liquid form brought by many’s blood related uncles to family gatherings made by fermented cum extracted from the oldest in the family that has been fermenting in the family’s dead grandmothers ashes for 21 1/2 days in a container maintaining all condensation creating its own environment while sitting in area with its exterior environment over 90 degrees Fahrenheit. This harsh and warm environment causes MRNA molecules to code DNA molecules in the ash to attack all semen cells causing a common substance known as artificial testicular acid. This is then fed to local chickens where it is consumed rapidly causing the female chickens to lay toxic eggs. These eggs are cracked into a bowl, mixed with vaginal discharge to create the common intoxicating drink known as “uncle chucks cum rum” aka “Cum Rum”.
“Double cupping mad cum rum right now”
Cum rum by DR Shotta May 12, 2021

Cum Money 

money earned through sexual acts or pornography
Guy: Imagine how rich that pornstar must be!
Girl: Yeah but I’d rather be rich with an actual job instead of cum money
Cum Money by cold dude June 11, 2021

Cum Storm 

A ‘cum blizzard’ caused when a male ejaculates onto a spinning fan
Joe: And for my finishing move i did a cum storm
Jack: damn bro, what the fuck man

Cum Machine

(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.
“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”