Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies

cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies

by because im short May 6, 2022

Cookie Monster cup

A cup with Cookie Monsters head on it

I have a Cookie Monster cup

by Paper oof July 29, 2022

cookie rookie bared

When some one is cooked and doing something funny

Feeg is cookie rookie bared and doing backflips

by NokBerry December 20, 2016

Cookies

Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.

See also: butt crust

I'm getting laser hair removal next month. Bye bye cookies!

by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022

Cookie

Something you get when you take cheese, put it on bread, and microwave it.

Person 1: How to make cookie without dough or chocolate chip?
Person 2: Just microwave cheese on bread.

by me.me("me") August 11, 2022

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013

Cookie rookie barred

To be absolutely baked

Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!

by DAFEEG December 20, 2016