Denim boner

When the fold in your pants by the crotch, or zipper area causes it to look like you have an erection or just a huge schlong

Boy 1: dude are you hard right now!?

Boy 2: nah bro it's just a denim boner.

Boy 1: ok good because I have one right now and it won't go away.

by Rayraymadden June 15, 2014

Boner move

When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.

Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.

Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!

by C. R. P. March 6, 2010

Boner Slayer

That one bitch that ruins everything, particularly anything sexual.

Duder1: "Hey man, did you see that hot piece of ass last night at the bar?"
Duder2: "Yeah, but some bitch told me she has crabs."
Duder1: "Fuckin' Boner Slayers are everywhere."

by Tanner Lecy May 17, 2012

Cyber Boner

While Texting/ Emailing/ IMing, your girlfriend says something that excites your penis.

"Today I was talking to my girlfiend about having sex, and her response gave me a total cyber boner!"

by whispering-eye222 December 20, 2009

Baby boner

You wake up you think you got the real thing but you got a trouser full of baby boner which couldnt even touch the sides on a bag of dicks

"Hey mate I got a baby boner"

"can it touch the sides on a bag of dicks?"

"Na"

by Joby-one July 18, 2019

boner effect

When the button portion of one's jeans is caught underneath the belt, pushing the lower zip section of the trousers outwards, creating the illusion of a boner.

Frank: Ay look Bills got a hard-on

Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.

by Versace Stabzz May 30, 2016

boner job

the act of a girl walking into the room and a guy instantly getting a colossal boner.

Friend: Dude i got one of the nicest boner jobs last night.

Other Friend: Damn your lucky.

by study of wumbo May 17, 2012