Whiss baby

When mother and father rip fat whiss tokes while pregnant the baby has no choice but to be born a whiss baby

Usually a baby from a teen at frances Kelsey

Oops I dropped my whiss baby’

“Yeah his poor kids a a fuckin whiss baby “

by Riley macfar November 16, 2017

baby boogie

A baby boogie occurs when a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and she "snot rockets" it out.

My girlfriend had no choice but to do a baby boogie after the facial I have her last night.

by Kiditch November 28, 2017

crossfit baby

A CrossFit baby is a child born as the result of two crossfitters having an extramarital affair.

Jane is getting a divorce because she is having a CrossFit baby with John. I guess she thought having sex was part of the WOD.

by Nofoxgiven May 8, 2018

helicopter baby

when you are born the doctor takes you and ties your umbilical cord to the ceiling fan and you fly around for a while until the knot unties

when i was born i was a helicopter baby

by LordDova May 8, 2018

Ninja Baby

Under the radar of government servalance. An entity that does not receive government assistance. An entity that is not registered in the vital records. An entity with unlimited rights.

Im the first one in my family to have a ninja baby

by Huckleboy February 11, 2017

Baby Lit

When you're almost lit - phase between tipsy and extra lit.

Ronak is baby lit, just took his first two tequila shots of the night.

by returnofthenak February 16, 2017

closet baby

A baby that was born a natural gay kid/man

Damn, that nigga a closet baby.

by Darktriceratops March 4, 2017