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crossfit baby

A CrossFit baby is a child born from two people who were previously married but had an affair with another partner at CrossFit.

Those crossfitters had a CrossFit baby and are now both getting a divorce.

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A CrossFit baby is a child born as the result of two crossfitters having an extramarital affair.

Jane is getting a divorce because she is having a CrossFit baby with John. I guess she thought having sex was part of the WOD.

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