Ass Turban

The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.

that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.

by Melkevica January 8, 2011

ass janitor

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later

Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener

by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009

Ass-Book

When sitting on your phone, you update you Facebook status without knowing it. (Ass booked, Ass-Booking)

Person 1: "Dude, what the hell is going on with your Facebok status?"

Person 2: "Oh, I must have been Ass-Booking while I was in the DMV."

by Cross194 July 4, 2010

ass pogo

anal sex while the receiver is sitting on top bouncing in a joyous fashion.

Jordan just loves riding his friend's ass pogo.

by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004

ass vibrator

I vibrating device that you stick up your ass to get pleasure.

Bob stuck his ass vibrator up his ass and had gay pleasure for the rest of his life.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Virgin Ass

1. An ass that has not yet been taken by the penis, or strap on. 2. The sweet decadence of all that is good.

Virgin Ass here, ready to get some cock in muh ass.

by The nightman will get you January 31, 2012

Ass Salad

Nickname for Al Asad Usmc Airbase in Iraq

They screwed this up at Ass Salad.
This is about as fucked up as Ass Salad. {If you have been there you would know what I mean.)

by MartyB63 January 21, 2009