Potato

your soul-too much potatoes can kill you. It is truly some dangerous shit, and its pitiful brown color might actually end the fucking world.

oh, sally was killed by a potato yesterday
yes, she fucking deserved it that hoe

by Suomynona Nella December 17, 2019

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A word similar to tomato that people seem to argue too much about how it is pronounced

Normal Human being: Hey man, do you like potatoes?

Non-normal human being: Actually it is called potato

by Wise Goose May 16, 2022

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potato

a word used to describe someone who is lazy and a cunt when they dont get their way.

that potato really just kicked me from the groupchat because I wouldn't send him the homework

by pogchampisntaslur December 17, 2020

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A vegetable that is almost as dumb as you .

by SwagPotatoes June 30, 2016

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The origin of french fries. And tater tots. The greatest starchy food of all time. THE POTATO

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Boy 1: yo aren't potatoes the best.
Boy 2: I don't like potatoes.
Boy 1: man you a bitch

by Yourmomsmyh0e October 18, 2022

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The awesomest thing in the world, everyones favorite veggie. It is a veggie.

The answer to life is not 42, it is potatoes!

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