Jacob

A Jacob is normally a whore, a guy that enjoys to play with girls hearts and cheat with every girl he hooks up with. A jacob can be nice at first but once you date him, you will notice that he is a piece of shit. And you just hope you’re enemy dates him so she can get her heart ripped out

“Omg, Jacob has changed so much since we got together! He used to be such a loving person, now he is a hoe”

by I’m.your.favorite.. October 14, 2019

Jacob

Jacob has the hottest piece of ass in the world. He doesn’t have the ability to make a mistake because of how large his dick is. I mean, huge. Like, think about the biggest dick you’ve seen and triple it. He also loves feet. He eats those dogs day and night (mostly night). He only has threesomes and he won’t do it unless there’s another male present. He doesn’t take no for an answer, especially when it’s about sex. He’s so hot. Lives in Boulder, Colorado ;)

Jacob is so hot

by Brawilgur February 2, 2022

Jacob

A stupid boy in school that has really low grades in filipino and english, And which also doesn't get riddles right.

Seriously Jacob? You're that dumb?

by Randomguy here lol May 7, 2018

Jacob

He didn’t clean his room

Jacob should really clean his room

by Donlet/Toilet December 29, 2021

Jacob

Jacob seems like a good guy. But once you tell him a secret, he can’t keep that. He lies a lot but he gets away with it from his looks. Floppy brown hair and cute freckles. Everybody knows him but he only has a few friends. He makes jokes in class and is always trying to make someone smile. He can be bad but underneath he cares

Person: hey Jacob *tells secret*
Jacob: I won’t tell anyone

Jacob later that’s day: did you hear what happened to so and so

by peneploe12345 April 16, 2020

Jacob

This person is insanely rude to beautiful girls, disrespectful to adults, overall not very smart, and honestly overweight. Some Jacobs are nice but most of the time they are manipulative, full of themselves, and a terrible friend. He's even worse at being a boyfriend. Do not get close to a Jacob.

Did you see how mean Jacob was to our teacher today?
Wow I cant believe Jacob would do that.

by veryrealisticperson March 5, 2025

Jacob

A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.

Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?

Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay

Guy one: it’s still gay bro..

Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.

by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019