hit or miss

hit or miss I guess she took the kids ya now I'm crying and jumping off a bridge ya

hit or miss shut the fuck up

by cunt fuck nigg____ August 14, 2019

Hit that bit for the gram

To hit dem folks for the gram (Instagram)

As one hits dem folks, people pull out the camera and shout out, "hit that bit for the gram".

by UbUmBi July 13, 2016

Hitting the lottery

When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.

Me: Fuck I sharted

Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020

Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.

Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.

by Dollar$$ June 8, 2022

Hit

attack and rob or kill.

"if they're cops, maybe it's not a good idea to have them hit"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Near hit

Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.

Hey there J-man, nice near hit!

by Sneedonym February 18, 2023

Hit and run poster

Someone who post's something online, and never comes back to check reactions

He posted a question about his problem, but doesn't check the responses he got. He's a real hit and run poster!

by WeslyAdvanceSP March 2, 2017