Apple Bouncer

A person who has scumbag parents, but they are still successful later in life.

An apple does not fall far from the tree, but opposite. They DO fall far from the tree.

You are graduating doctorate school. You are a true apple bouncer!

by Pyloco December 13, 2023

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stagnant apple

A rotten apple.

The stagnant apple tastes rotten.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

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Negative Apples

Negative apples is when you want to defy logic and are astonishingly stupid in math.

“Can I have negative apples” - Gigi

by KPOP_DUCK December 13, 2018

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Indian Apple

When you don't wash for a year and grow a huge ball of smegma. Bake it into a cake and serve. The ability to obtain such a power is completely unheard of. Only those who are unfortunate enough to be born into the subcontinent known as "india" are able to conjure up such a foul unattainable abhorrent amalgamation.

"...Bro, that cake tasted amazing! What'd you put in it?"
"An Indian Apple."

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

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