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tom

hottest man alive he has infinite friends no one messes with him or he bets u up and he the best at footy ever
tom kicks a goal

tom: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
by joely955 May 17, 2021
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Tom Galligan

Easily the most incredible human being on earth. Synonymous with:

Incredible Victory

A master of the bedroom

Saviour of mankind

Infinite source of wisdom

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When you meet a Tom Galligan, supernatural forces will cause you to bow down from the power of his very existence.

Tom Galligan is also infinitely knowledgeable and is often mistaken for a scaled up version of God.

When accompanied with a Nick of any kind, Tom Galligans truly become the most wonderful person on earth.
Girl: Hey, why can't you walk?

Girl 2: I went home with Tom Galligan last night.

Girl : Ohh.
by Wonderofmankind August 22, 2011
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Tom Oldfield

Tom has a massive cock and is insane at life
Look it’s Tom Oldfield!!! He’s my idol
by calebsmom13312 January 12, 2022
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Tom

by Flagelumflafal March 28, 2020
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tom holland

the hottest British man live who plays spiderman
mia: omg tom holland is like so hot
me: i know right
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Tom Argos

Someone who uses Runescape to lure girls into his Dungeon and get them there by asking if they wanna see his 'dung level'
I went to a lads house last night and he took me up the dung, he called it the Tom Argos
by adam g123 July 3, 2022
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Tom

A manager for Team Elevate. Much better than Boldi
by Manager Boldi November 19, 2020
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