What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.

John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.

by BloodBomb January 5, 2011

what the fox says

The fox can say many things.

What the fox says: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

by The fox September 14, 2013

What the Flying Hell?

The Term signifies an event or an occurrence that is so crazy or out of the orderay that it is completely absurd or astonishing.

In the normal sense hell isnt seen as flying nor moving so that is how the term got its definition. Because of how insane a flying hell would be.

Mat: Hey did you hear Janet got shit faced and went scuba divin inside of the library aquarium???
Me an intellectual: What the flying hell? Really???

by XXX_House_XXX October 24, 2019

what's up ladies??

Question a blind man asks while walking by the fish market.

Blind man: Hey "what's up ladies??"
Foreman: you retard, that's Tha local market we are working.
Blind man: Sorry bitches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy whore!

by sciflyer.25 November 30, 2016

What's going on guys

A common phrase used by youtubers, they most likely have dyed hair and too many ad-breaks

Youtuber: What's going on guys-

Me: (skips)

by Pokeparkfan11/02/11 January 15, 2022

wow what a hole

When you fall into a hole and think “WOW... WHATA HOLEEEEE”

Marv after falling through a nyc apartment hole: wow what a hole

#homealone #homealone2 #gloryhole

by Lemme hump you hahaha June 13, 2020

what the frickle frack

an expression used instead of ‘what the fuck’. only children of jesus use this.

“What the frickle frack?!” said Carol, a child of jesus.

by navinci supremacist July 27, 2018