Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
by rodlikestoparty July 6, 2018
Get the Trojan Horse Friendmug. by Wakahare May 21, 2024
Get the And The Horse You Rode In Onmug. by Podney Reete March 11, 2024
Get the Horse Toothin’mug. 1: An very ugly chick that looks hot as fuck while your deployed.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
2: A desert animal known as a camel.
friend 1: Dude did you see that desert horse that walked by.
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
friend 2: If I was not deployed I wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole.
friend 1: Yeah she looks like she hit every ugly branch on her way down.
friend 2: I'll hit though
by Gonzo_Gmoney April 27, 2011
Get the Desert Horsemug. A guy also a streamer on MLG named RiceGum who got roasted by a girl and is now known as horse gum. He has won the Triple Crown 420 times.
by Geminis May 14, 2015
Get the horse gummug. guy 1 "dude you wanna play orangutan shotput with me NOW!"
guy 2 "STOP PLAYING HORSE BALL WITH ME BUD IM NOT FALLING FOR IT"
guy 2 "STOP PLAYING HORSE BALL WITH ME BUD IM NOT FALLING FOR IT"
by johniscool44 April 15, 2024
Get the horse ballmug. A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
by Criminal47 August 11, 2022
Get the swollen horse cock Kalebmug.