Ass Turban

The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.

that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.

by Melkevica January 8, 2011

Ass-Book

When sitting on your phone, you update you Facebook status without knowing it. (Ass booked, Ass-Booking)

Person 1: "Dude, what the hell is going on with your Facebok status?"

Person 2: "Oh, I must have been Ass-Booking while I was in the DMV."

by Cross194 July 4, 2010

skinny ass

A girl that’s a / has a skinny ass is a beautiful woman that’s skinny but still has a good ass on her. She’s not thick she just has a pretty spectacular ass to hip to waist ratio.

‘Hey Tony, you know Tessa’
‘Yeah John what about her’
‘She’s what some would call a skinny ass’

by 3=>Papi July 14, 2019

Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.

Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016

after-ass

When a girl has really awesome anal one night, and in the morning, she has a very very hard time walking.

Hey Julia, how come you aren't coming to the mall?

Tom gave me after-ass...

He gave me after-ass last year. His dick is like 10 inches!

by me5555 October 20, 2011

Right-ass

A person so staunchly conservative that his/her ass cheeks will remain clenched as long as a democrat is president.

“Rush Limbaugh is so right-assed he could manufacture diamonds.”

by android_weber August 25, 2009

Classy ass

a female who is classy, sexy, hard to get, and amazingly good in bed. The kind of girl you have to work really hard to get, but when you do it was worth all blue balls you suffered because of her. The kind of girl you want, and would never give up on.

I'm tired of all these little skanks, I want a classy ass betch.

by Wilmy April 12, 2011