Dad Rope

Euphemism for semen.

Damn son, did you see those huge dad ropes he shot on her back??

by Omniimpotent May 24, 2022

A dad

Something you don't have

Your dad went to go get milk 2 blocks away. A dad is the excuse of spoiled milk.

by Depressed No Dad November 16, 2022

Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Dads

Day After Drinking Shits

The dads are killing me right now I’ve already shit 3 times.

by Amoss dad October 26, 2020

god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too

Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad

by Butta Flyy September 2, 2022

dales dad

A big nonce

Oi ur dads a nonce
It’s dales dad

by Youoyoyooyiy November 11, 2019