by The wet floor sign January 14, 2020

Its when ur dad ia really thick
Bf: damn ur dad is really thick
Gf: ik we fuck sometimes
Bf: you lucky whore
Bf: damn ur dad is really thick
Gf: ik we fuck sometimes
Bf: you lucky whore
by Monarcas June 14, 2018

by peenwa March 6, 2020

Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023

maisy:ur mom
daisy:ur dad
maisy:the one u never had
*instant death for daisy*
useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had
daisy:ur dad
maisy:the one u never had
*instant death for daisy*
useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had
by mc crispy May 17, 2025
