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Dad

Something I dont have.
by The wet floor sign January 14, 2020
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thick dad

Its when ur dad ia really thick
Bf: damn ur dad is really thick
Gf: ik we fuck sometimes
Bf: you lucky whore
by Monarcas June 14, 2018
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Olivers' Dad

Joe: Hey isnt Olivers' Dad at the shop

Oli: fuck you
by peenwa March 6, 2020
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prosper dad

Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
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ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else
maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had
by mc crispy May 17, 2025
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Dad

An object that doesn't exist.
by Amendez1940 November 9, 2022
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